so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
The best dad joke in film history. [via]
dumb ass loaf of bread
you have been visited by the ancient bird of wisdom! reblog now or a most nefarious fate will befall the kingdom at the coming of the next BLOOD MOON it’s not that complicated
Why is “congratulations” written in Shrek font????
my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
Half cat half uncooked chicken omg
this is honestly heart breaking to watch